Why Men Make Better Friends.

*Women:*
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

*Men:*
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

New CEO...

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised! , the young fellow looked at him and replied,"I make $300 a week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed,"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."*

Broke back mountain

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.Trembling, he did as she directed."Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light."Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

4 Nasihat Berharga Daripada 4 Buah Kitab

Empat nasihat yang paling berharga daripada empat buah kitab yang Allah SWT turunkan:

1. DARIPADA KITAB TAURAT : Sesiapa redha di atas pemberian Allah kepadanya, maka dia akan merasa ketenangan atau dapat beristirehat di dunia dan akhirat.

2. DARIPADA KITAB INJIL : Sesiapa dapat menundukkan keinginan syahwatnya, maka ia akan menjadi orang yang kuat di dunia dan akhirat.

3. DARIPADA KITAB ZABUR : Sesiapa berkhalwat ( beribadat di tempat khusus) atau menyendiri dari manusia maka dia akan selamat.

4. DARIPADA AL-QURAN AL-KARIM : Sesiapa dapat memelihara perkataanya, maka dia kan selamat di dunia dan akhirat.

Meninggalkan Solat dan Melambatkan Solat

Solat 5 waktu amat penting dalam kehidupan seharian kita sebagai seorang muslim. Ada kalanya kita melambat-lambatkan dan sengaja malas untuk menunaikan solat. Ketahuilah wahai rakan-rakan sekalian Barangsiapa yang (sengaja) meninggalkan solat fardhu lima waktu :-

Subuh - Allah SWT akan mencampakkannya kedalam neraka Jahannam selama 60 tahun* di akhirat. (*nota - 1 tahun diakhirat=1000 tahun didunia=60,000 tahun)

Zuhur - Dosa sama seperti membunuh 1000 orang muslim.

Asar - Dosa sama seperti meruntuhkan Ka'abah

Maghrib - Dosa sama seperti berzina dengan ibubapa sendiri.

Isyak - Allah SWT berseru kepada mereka :- "Hai orang yang meninggalkan solat Isyak, bahawa Aku tidak lagi redha engkau tinggal dibumiKu dan menggunakan nikmat-nikmatku, segala yang digunakan dan dikerjakan adalah berdosa kepada Allah SWT."